Dear Diary: Popcorn Is Evil

I love popcorn but it doesn't love me. Just thinking about the fiber-rich snack makes my insides quake with fear. Milk Duds are my drug of choice. So why oh why did I eat a bag of popcorn yesterday? Then 4 Baci chocolates after a 2-day no sugar fast? And then another bag of popcorn? I am not a sixteen-year-old girl.

Never mind that. Something adorable happened recently and all of Hollywood is abuzz. Young heartthrob Zac Efron dropped his condom on the red carpet at the premiere of The Lorax. You know what this means, don't you? He has sex. Maybe with cartoon characters or men. If you want to stay in denial, you can imagine he fills it with water and throws it at the paparazzi.

Watch what happens when Selena Gomez drops a tampon...